I cannot believe how fast this past week went. I really hope
weeks start slowing down. Otherwise, this trip will be a blur! Maybe if I start
being more excited for the summer, my time here will seem longer. I am scared
to test this idea because maybe my brain will see past what my mind is trying
to convince my head.
This week is my last week of Spanish lessons. I am sad
because I will not see my friends at La Unión every day and I will have to try
more deliberately to learn Spanish. The plus side of Spanish lessons ending is
that my brain will not be in knots as much. One friend at school really summed
out how we beginners feel at lessons:
“Yesterday, I said “bueno s’il vous plaît” and I don’t even
speak French!"
Field Trip Numero 3:
A Macadamia Nut Farm
On Wednesday we visited a macadamia nut farm. Raúl said the
name was a Spanish word for paradise. We learned the process from tree to
cookie (or lotion) in approximately 10 minutes. After this short tour we could
roam around the farm and check out the bamboo bathrooms. I was told these
bathrooms are the most photographed bathrooms in the world. I decided to rebel
by deciding that even if I had brought by camera on this trip, I would not have
taken any pictures of it.
Family Matters
In Brazil I learned how much of a relationship can be
developed without being able to communicate verbally. Here, I am learning how
much relationships are limited by not being able to communicate. I love talking
to people and getting to know people, but I cannot do that here because I
cannot understand Spanish. It makes me sad when I think of the relationships I am missing out
on. Also, it kind of makes me sad because most of my family knows English, but
they are told not to speak it to us so we can learn Spanish better. I totally
understand that, but I cannot help but think about it. Sometimes I talk to them
in English anyway and they respond in Spanish. I am okay with this because I
usually understand and at least they aren’t ignoring me.
It has been requested (by Dana) that I write about the
mystery of my family. I hesitate to do this because, although Dana finds it
hilarious, I find it rather frustrating (and I don’t know if it will make sense
written out). Either way, here goes. When we arrived we were given a list of
the people who live in our house. As I told you, we live with Cony, Luki,
Francisco, Heidy, and Francisco. My previous post mentioned how we had a hard
time figuring out which of four or five men Francisco was. Just when we had
figured it out (basically the night after my first post) the mystery got even
deeper. After dinner that day, Cony asked if we wanted cake. Of course we both
wanted cake. She pulled out this really nice cake, so Jamie asked what the
occasion was. “No occasion. Antonio just really likes cake,” was what I heard.
This whole ordeal could have been entirely prevented if one of us simply asked
who Antonio was, but the cake was all that was on our minds. A little later, as
we reflected on our cake, we realized we had no idea who Antonio was. As the
week progressed and my spying skills increased, I realized that indeed another
man stayed the night in our house.
By this point we were 90% sure which man was Francisco, so
we decided the other was Antonio. Of course, Antonio’s relationship to the
family still had to be figured out. We started to assume that Francisco was a
son, due to the role he seemed to play in conversations we had with Cony. This
situation could have been figured out much easier if everyone actually ate
dinner with us, but of course that never ever happens. At this point I will
talk about the most awkward dinner yet (“besides the first one,” says Jamie). I
thought we were making great headway towards the mystery of Rene, but I
realized I was wrong as the web was spun even thicker. I decided to just be
blunt and ask Rene how he was related to the family. “Ask Cony,” he says. This
was really awkward of him to say, but I just went with it and asked Cony. She
started going on about him being dead and 16 years or something like that. As
she continued, I made more sense of what she was saying. Rene is Cony’s
husband. They separated after 16 years. “Francisco was 13 and Luki was much
younger.” Of course you see the problem in this translated quote from Cony. She
does not even mention Antonio. Okay, so Antonio is not her son, but who is he??
Well, another night at dinner we got to talking about hair
and Cony told a story. Luki had long hair and it was up in two pigtails.
Antonio cut one of them off so she had one short one. She shock on my face had
nothing to do with how surprising it is for a little boy to cut off a little
girl’s pigtail. It had everything to do with Antonio and Luki being together as
children. I think is all of the mystery for now. Speculation is still going
around as to Antonio’s actual relation. I am currently leaning towards cousin.
There is also a plan in place for Dana to come over and obnoxiously introduce
herself to everyone and asks their names so at least we know who is who.
Más Sexy
Salsa lessons continued and this week the dance room was
much more crowded. This was okay though, because more people meant more guys
and more guys meant more chances for girls to dance (Last week we had to spend
more time standing as we rotated through the three men.). For some reason girls
from our group are super hesitant to learn to Salsa. According to short
interviews, a lot of this comes from not wanting to be embarrassed. I cannot
sympathize. After this past Monday’s lesson, we met Rob, who has henceforth
proved to be a good friend. He also reminded us of the zoo trip happening the
next day.
The Zoo
On Tuesday Manuel came around to all the tables and asked
who wanted to go to the zoo in about 20 minutes. I was hesitant to say yes
because I did not know how focused my teacher wanted to be (What was I thinking?
My teacher never wants to be focused.) and she was wearing heels. But she said
she wanted to go so ten minutes later we were waiting for the bus to take a
group of us to the zoo in Guatemala City. I was pretty excited because I really
like zoos. I really like animals, but I don’t love them so much that I hate to
see them in cages. This is the perfect balance for a zoo-lover. When we got
there Manuel said something but I was in the back of the group and distracted
by something so I didn’t hear him. I caught the rail end of his hand motions
though, so I thought I had a pretty good idea of what he said.
Me: “Did he say to go everywhere?”
Brenda: “No. He said stay together.”
At the zoo I really revert to childhood. I ran around from
animal to animal and really tipped my teacher off as to just how crazy and
juvenile I am. While some people doubted my sanity, I had a stellar time at the
zoo and really appreciated being able to go.
Field Trip Numero 4:
Guatemala City…Round One
Right after lessons on Friday we loaded into a little bus
and headed for Guatemala City. We went straight for an archaeological museum
which I am sure was very interesting, but due to our location, all the plaques
were in Spanish. This was slightly sad, but what can you do (Besides, like,
learn Spanish)? I know that museums kind of have a bad rap, but let’s face it,
museums are pretty interesting. You go to a museum and get to learn about
something that you previously have no knowledge of. I never thought I would
miss not being able to read the plaques at a museum, but this was about stuff I
seriously wanted to know. Pictures and pottery are great, but those plagues
probably said a lot of interesting stuff.
After the museum, we went to a pretty big mall. We were
given half an hour to check things out. Paul said there was a restaurant in
there that had a sweet fish tank. This wasn’t a not-your-grammas-flan fish tank
either. This had sharks and sting rays. Since my previous plan was to find a
nice bench and stare at people for a half hour, I decided that finding this
restaurant would be a nice warm-up. I took Dana with me and after many
escalator rides and a trip on the elevator, we found the place. They would not
let us into the restaurant, so we just pressed our faces up against the windows
for a few minutes. Even from a distance, it was a pretty cool fish tank. The
fish tank really got Dana in the mood for one of those coffee-smoothie things
from Starbucks, so we went there for the rest of our time. We met back up with
the group and a few of them were buying bubble tea. This reminded me of my Core
200 trip to Chicago. That trip rocked socks.
My favorite part of the mall was something that I was not
even present for. In fifteen minutes Jamie went into a store, grabbed three
dresses, tried them on, and bought three of them. That is straight up skill.
After the mall we checked into the hotel. Jamie and I got
our own room. This was okay with us because we got our own bed which meant I
got four pillows to myself. Using four pillows blew my mind yet did not lead to
especially wonderful sleep.
We walked about five blocks to a restaurant for dinner. Dana
only walked in front of unyielding traffic once. Everyone learns their lessons
after once, some people learn it sooner. The dinner table talk was extremely
stimulating and everyone surrounding Paul learned a lot about social studies.
We discussed a vast number of topics and a lot of people got to put in their
say and have their questions answered. It was a dinner that some people will
ponder for dinners to come.
When we returned to the hotel, the post-dinner craziness
commenced. Even though we were on a steady 9 pm until 6 am sleeping schedule,
Jamie and I managed to stay up until 1 am or later doing random craziness.
Evidence is somewhere in cyberspace, although I am not at liberty to say where.
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...and then there was night and some of us thrashed a lot. |
The next morning we went to the National Palace, which is
where the President of Guatemala lived until too many rocks were thrown through
his windows. This building was super pretty. It was filled with beautiful
artwork and displayed the work of extremely talented carpenters. After that we
went to the market, a catholic church, and lunched at a chicken place. If you
want me to come up with some details about any of those places, let me know and
I will see what I can do.
We got home from this trip and mass napping ensued.
Ayer
Dana, Jamileh, and I went to mass yesterday. Previously,
Jamie went to the 6:30 am and 4:30 pm masses, but we all went to this one to
hear Raúl play the marimba and flute. Raúl is a teacher at La Unión. We have
become pretty tight and even have a secret handshake. This is Raúl and Rob at
the zoo.
I couldn’t understand mass, so I decided to read some of the
Apocrypha. It was pretty interesting. After mass I went to the English-speaking
church I attended previous Sundays. I am really glad I did this because there
was a guest speaker and he presented a really nice message about rejoicing.
For dinner, we all went to La Peña del Sol Latino. When big
groups come, they ask for food to be pre-ordered, so we picked what we wanted
on Saturday. Starting about 4 pm, Austin and I got really excited for Paco’s
Nachos, which we both pre-ordered. Paco’s Nachos are “as big as he is!” I got a
little worried when Paul said that Paco had been losing weight recently, but
neither Austin nor I were disappointed when the nachos came. Everyone left that
restaurant super full and we talked about what would happen if any of us
sneezed. General agreement: the results would not be good.
There is Week 2. Let me know if you have any questions.
Peace, peeps. Love you guys.
Jamie’s blog: jamieinantigua.blogspot.com
Dana’s blog: guatemala2013.blogspot.com
P.S. Pens like never run out of ink, but I the first two
weeks here two of mine have. This is unfortunate and ironic because for once in
my pen-using career I legitimately have a limited number of pens. They would
run out now.
OH MY WORD!! This very day I was organizing my bag and came
across the letter my family wrote to me on Day 1. I was all, “I wonder if I can
read this now.” Sure enough, I could read it and sure enough it said this
non-direct quote: “Antonio and Luki are your new siblings and Cony is your new
mother.” I was seriously appalled. That whole time it was right there! And then
as Jamie and I left our house right after we were saying goodbye to me and
Antonio said goodbye and I said, “Goodbye, Antonio.” It was a beautiful moment.